Top 10 Ways American Idol Relates to Small Business

10 There's always one guy to judge what we do as if he could do it better. Nobody knows who died and made ​​him an expert. Every business has one or knows one. In fact, all you say about the business seems to know everything.

9 Usually the one who wears the most make-up gets the most attention in the office.

8 bakers dozen things more raving fans out of their regular customers of a dozen.

7 If you can do in 8 years you'll be making big money. Most small businesses tank before 1 year.

6 No matter how hard you work on your business will always be 16 years old who seems to accomplish more in less time and with much more ease.

5 Some times it still pays to finish second or third. 2nd is not always the first loser as you say.

4 As American Idol Finalists most small business owners who experience some success they think they can do anything.

3 Coca Cola is everywhere.

2 If you have an Englishman on the Steering Committee will be successful.

1.underdog sometimes do not actually win.

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10 Self explanatory. All we are doing with Simon Cowellesque people from time to time.

9 Adam Lambert got far more publicity than all the others, and carries the majority do. As to the girl in the office. well done girls tend to get more attention.

8.pekari ten to 13 years are not twelve. If you give your clients bakers dozen to give them greater value. Usually American Idol has just 12 finalists. This year we had 13 years.

7 Self explanatory. American Idol in eight years if you do it in eight years will be successful.

6 There is always some young kid in our industry seems to have more success with much more ease than we ever did and it was hard not to be jealous. On American Idol is still a 16-year-old David Archuleta.

5.ljudi who are second and third in the American Idol still make money, lots of money. If you are second or third in your industry likely to make good money.

4 Many of the contestants on American Idol have a big ego and think they are way better than they really are. The same with most businesses. They think they are the cause of some success that I can do something and have success in any industry.

3 Coca Cola is everywhere. This is self explanatory.

2 If you have an Englishman on your board then you will be successful. This is just a joke, because people tend to think the British accent sounds sexy and intelligent.

1 Chris Allen is a total loser. The judges basically told him to second place is good and you should be happy with second. Well, some times a loser really win.

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